Every day it’s the same thing, she goes on about her problems I don’t care about! She talks about how I don’t pay attention to her, how I don’t do anything around the house, and how I don’t respect her. I can’t stand this woman. How can I get her to just SHUT UP?
Solve all her problems in three easy steps!
Step One: Take out a huge life insurance policy on yourself.
Step Two: Name her as beneficiary.
Step Three: Drop dead.
divorce her
Divorce paper and lawyer.
Until then, duct tape.
First off, Don’t call her dumb. Second, Pay attention to her. Third, Do things around the house, and Most importantly, respect her.
wow your mean
thats nice
divorce her or just tell her
You really need to work on your trolling. Youre much too obvious.
divorce her. or slap her mouth to shut her up
you need to grow a penis. and then suck it
Just do the things she asks; clean up the house and nod your head. You’ll get a lot more things done faster that way and you won’t have to hear her irritating voice until you’re able to get a divorce.
:toilet
Loud women have no place in our society. They are a nuisance and should be regarded as an environmental hazard.
If this is really how you feel about her, you need a divorce. Or you could grow up, talk to her, and do what she asks.
Put you dick in her mouth…oh and you married her so if she dumb that doesn’t make you smart.
You are a jerk. Listen to her. You married her. Care more. She should leave you. It that the way you act. JERK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If thats the way you feel, then your marriage is ending. You have to listen to her and help her with her problems.
put your cock in her mouth, that’ll shut her up
Doesn’t "dumb" mean mute?
I sincerely hope you’re just trying to make a joke. Have you tried telling her to go find a better man?
Why dont you try paying attention to her!
It is not nice to call her dumb =/
semen calms women, no joking. but she better take pills, bcz she need to feel it. for real. just invest one night and it will help you.
Well you obviously aren’t meant to be, but if you truly do care about her. Do some nice little things for her that you know bug her, and if she gets annoying – kiss her, make love to her.
Seriously, I love my boyfriend but sometimes he’s annoying and all I want is for him to shut up, so I kiss him randomly. If she really is annoying, you should really talk to her and work it out.
Wow, you sound like an ass, why did you marry her if you hate her so much? I think either.
A – You get your finger out of your ass and start being nice – Don’t call her dumb, help her out around the house and respect her.
B – You get counseling if you "can’t stand this woman."
C – Divorce papers and a lawyer.
That’s your three choices, try not to mess it up.
well you shouldnt of married her then. you need to obviously listen to her more and help out more around the house…
When I was young, I got tired of hearing my mother tell me what to do all the time, so I decided to do what she wanted me to do before she asked. She stopped nagging me. I think the same approach might work for you. Try paying attention to her, do things around the house without being asked, let her vent to you about her problems, and show her respect. Also, you and your wife might want to try the approach in the book The Love Dare or find a good marriage counselor.
send her somewhere where she can talk about her problems to some one else
or just play the quit game with her
why are you in a relationship like this at all? If it was working everything she’s nagging about would just come naturally to you. You’re just making your life, and her’s miserable by staying.
Pay attention to her.
Do more stuff around the house.
Respect her.
Why should she stay married to you?
You know she’s f*cking your brother, right?
please take care of her….if you really love her…
my boyfriend says: hit her on the head with a hammer, drink the tea she just made for HERSELF, then casually bury her in the back garden, by the gnomes she made you buy last sunday from the car boot sale at the crack of sparrow when you much would have prefered to stay at home while she rumages through old peolpes shit and shook hands with the bishop.
i hope to god your joking. if shes your wife you should care about her problems and help round the house and pay attention to her.you think your at your wits end with her? i think shes more annoyed and fed up with you.
Have a threesome.
Give her your salami, and its coconut milk.
It sounds like the best way to fix these "nag" symptoms is to treat the cause of them. Your wife probably has some needs she’s feeling aren’t being met. The best way to fix them is to how her that you care . . . and listen.
Women actually don’t like nagging. Women nag as a last resort when they feel like nothing else is working. If you show your wife that you’re there for her, care about her, and want to make her happy, she will eventually relax and hang up the nag routine. Realize that this will not happen instantly . . . you’ve got to convince her through your actions over time that you really do care!
Good luck!
start hitting that peasant and make her respect the king of your house (YOU).
She is dumb. For putting up with a hateful jerk like you. If you don’t care or respect her then you two should split.
You’re the dumb*ss that married her, or maybe I should say she was the dumb one for marrying a guy like you.
get a job or clean the house.
give her the stick on her pretty face
when she wants kisses
give the stick
also learn to be nice to your woman
you should love her and wish to make things better
Try some glue.
Since you don’t care about her at all, I’d say do her a huge favor and start divorce proceedings.
Why stay married to someone you not only have NO love for, but actively hate?
She’ll be able to have a much happier life without you.
Maybe if you’d married for brains and personality instead of looks, you’d not have this problem. That’s what you get for thinking of women as sex objects. Dumb ass.
If you are so bothered by her why are you with her?
maybe you should listen to her and do what she ask then she would be quiet. of course her biggest problem is you and your attitude. if you were my hubby I’d kick ya nuts then maybe you’d sit up and listen and take heed.
Why are you married to a woman? It appears you would prefer the company of men.
This kind of trolling is so very tiresome.
I am sorry to tell you, my friend, you cannot fix "dumb". If she is truly as stupid as you say, there is no cure. The best remedy is to jump up in the middle of the room, do a half twist, scream at the top of your lungs that your arse is on fire and run out in to the yard. This might distract her. That is also why I am not married.
Well, you could try talking to her. and perhaps doing some of the things around the house that she would like you to do. And discuss why she feels you don’t respect her. Talk about things that are bothering you as well. Marriage should be a partnership.
How about getting a divorce? You two clearly have marriage issues.
man f that sh it i will never get married divorce and go and start getting with girls who are to dumb to talk don’t have kids with her man then you can never get rid of her
Tell her to find a real man.